Sideways

Jesse absolutely, does NOT like to sleep alone. However, he doesn't make a very good bed partner. Why you ask? Well, you see, Jesse likes to sleep sideways. He always has. It's the way he falls asleep. And if by chance he falls asleep with his feet at the foot of bed, he will still wind up sideways before morning.

Jesse arranged the pillows himself, and then laid himself down against the headboard and went off to dreamland.

Now I lay me down to sleep,

I pray the Lord my soul to keep.

Thy angels watch me through the night,

and keep me safe til mornings light.
Amen